We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof.
We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back!
And on this one…y’all, we’re gonna go ahead and predict this isn’t gonna go well. She doesn’t want to test her man to see if he’s cheating…she wants to test him to see if he’ll pick his MOM over her.
He’s super frugal – they’ve even skipped giving gifts to save money (which works for her, because she’s frugal, too), so if offered FREE flowers, he’d DEFINITELY take them. But here’s the thing: their 10-year anniversary is on Friday…and his mom’s birthday is on Saturday.
So who’s gonna get the flowers?!
Is dating a mama’s boy endearing or annoying?
— The Bert Show (@TheBertShow) October 21, 2020
