Intern Erin saw a psychic, and she’s convinced the palm reading was real. Her psychic told me that her that she won’t find love until she cleanses my aura, and one of the only ways to do that is to use these quartz crystals to heal her. She then CONVENIENTLY offered Intern Erin one for $40.

Here’s the thing, though: everything else she told me seemed eerily accurate, so Erin is starting to think she might be onto something. Now she’s wondering if she really does need to get some sort of crystal to cleanse her aura in order to find my “soulmate.”